Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer III Age 16 Son of Charles Ruttheimer Jr., a rich guy with a Gold Card. Upchuck kisses teacher ass, is too smart for his own good, blackmails people to use them, spies on couples, and is perpetually horny. He's always after some girl. Motto: I like my women like my martinis -- shaken and stirred. Rowrr! The name Charles is Old English and it means "manly, strong, full-grown." Interesting. Quotes: "Feisty!" Upchuck: "You know, ladies, there are advantages to having a father with a gold card." Jane: "You know, Upchuck, many therapists also take gold cards these days." Upchuck is voiced by Marc Thompson, who also does the voices for Kevin, Mr. O'Neill , Mr. DeMartino, one of Quinn's guys (Joey, Jeffy, or Jamie), and various others.