"I don't like fun. And the sun gives you cancer." |
"No, I'm not a lifeguard...in fact, I'm going to make sure some lives are lost today..." |
"Do I look fat?" |
"I love beaches...especially the way guys look at me when I run in slow motion!" |
"Oh, my god. Look at her butt. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends." |
"Friends don't let friends walk around without a tan." |
"My suit's not too conservative, is it?" |
